May 2011
never stop laughing
When someone talks shit about the person you hate.
When you hear a noise at night
Actually… It would be Sting. Not that I don’t believe in light sabers as useful defense weapons… It’s just I don’t own one. (please note the above is an acceptable birthday offering, just don’t call it a birthday present cause I’m old and don’t celebrate birthdays which are my own.)
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A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their...
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Oh, this is odd…
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